12 Moms You Meet At The Sidelines Of Your Kids’ Games
The Oblivious Mom
She’s usually sitting on the sidelines reading the paper, her book, or playing on her iPad when whoosh — the ball comes out of nowhere and hits her.
The Coach’s Pet
This mom is so into the game that she actually thinks she’s playing it. She dodges the ball, shoots the goal, and takes some practice swings as if she were in the lineup herself.
The Chatty Kathy
She looks at the game as her social hour, gossiping about the latest goings-on at school, in the neighborhood, and just about everywhere else. The hallmark of this mom is when her child comes over and says, “Did you see that hit?” and she automatically replies, “It was your best one yet!” though she didn’t even know he was up at bat because she was so busy talking!
Her moves are stealth. She drops her kid off at practice and picks her up without anyone ever seeing her.
The Bobby Knight
She takes every call seriously, so much so that you worry she might have a heart attack on the sidelines. From screaming to throwing things, the last thing you want to do is cross this mom’s path in the final moments of a game.
This mom may not have ever picked up a racket, but she knows everything there is to know about her child’s favorite sport — including the field slang — even if she doesn’t use the words properly!
At 5 years old, her son was trying out for the travel team. At 14, there were already college scouts coming to see him. Not only is this mom’s son the “best one on the field” (in her opinion), everyone has to know about it!
The Snack Mom
Everyone knows half the reason little kids play the game is for the snack when it’s over. Thank goodness for the snack mom — she knows orange slices and granola bars are what the other moms want their kids to eat. But she also knows that the way to the kids’ hearts is with doughnuts.
The Fashion Plate
Yoga pants and jeans are usually the sideline-mom uniform, but there’s always that one mom who takes it to the next level. From her beautiful scarf to her full face of makeup, she looks like she’s starring in a Ralph Lauren ad rather than just cheering on her tot.
The Carpool Mom
She has enough booster seats for everyone on the team, and she doesn’t mind the screaming, cheering, and otherwise rambunctious behavior of a carful of wild kids after a weekend-long tournament.
The Proud Mom
Well, isn’t that what we all are?
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