23 Vintage Ads That Would Be Banned Today

Get ready to take a ride back in time. These are 23 vintage ads that today, would be banned. Looks like the main theme in old America was sexist dominance. Women were 100% objects. Products that are considered unsafe now, were considered superior back then. And, life was all about appearance….nothing else….basically your life was scripted like a television show. Overall, these ads wouldn’t stand a chance in today’s market. Consumers would probably go into protests if any of these were actually published today. My, how far we have come….or have we…..?

1. The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks!

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2. Men Ask “Is She Pretty?” Not “Is She Clever?”

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3. Doesn’t Your Mama Wash You With Fairy Soap?

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4. Use “Chlorinol” And Be Like De White Ni**er

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5. Cocaine Toothache Drops

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6. Keep Her Where She Belongs…

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7. Cochon Prodigue

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8. Show Her It’s A Man’s World

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9. That’s What Wives Are For!

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10. Youngest Customers In The Business

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11. Don’t Worry Darling, You Didn’t Burn The Beer!

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12. Men Are Better Than Women!

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13. If Your Husband Ever Finds Out..

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14. More Doctors Smoke Camels

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15. More Doctors Smoke Camels #2

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16. Blow In Her Face

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17. Begin Early.Shave Yourself

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18. It’s Nice To Have A Girl Around The House

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19. Because Innocence Is Sexier Than You Think

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20. Smoking Santa

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21. Merry Christmas For Every Smoker!

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22. Is It Always Illegal To Kill A Woman?

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23. SEGA: The More You Play The Harder It Gets

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Did you take any offense to these? Which one did you find most obscene? Share your thoughts, and this post with friends.

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