31 Homes That Are Real Estate Hell
What have you looked for when buying a home? Could it be muddy carpets, creepy rooms dedicated to solely dolls, or inexplicable animals living in the backyard? These are actual homes that were featured on realtor websites. Who or why someone would buy them, is a complete mystery.
Nice touch by the organizers of the firing squad to give everyone a seat.
“Bless this house” is more traditional.
The owners say the pool will be dredged before anyone moves in.
The man-sized stuffed fox from your nightmares is a unique feature.
If you don’t mind doing a poo in a kitchen, you probably won’t mind doing it next to a window either
Something awful must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defenses.
Tragically, this is what happens when a Smurf bursts.
This is called this the “blue room”.
Potential buyers are advised not to think about what happens in this room when your back is turned and the light begins to fade.
If you for some reason have to feature the tenants in your property’s picture, you could at least let them get dressed first.
Top tip: Save on expensive photography by using images provided by paranormal investigators.
This photo makes it completely clear which house is for sale.
“Close to local transport links.”
Never stand in line waiting for the toilet ever again.
Or get lonely.
A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a “fertility window”.
If you ever hide a body in your attic, maybe leave the country before the estate agent comes ‘round to take some photos.
“Early viewing is recommended as there has already been considerable interest. Mostly from horses.”
After weeks of waiting, the estate agent finally captures a pair of wild mattresses at a watering hole.
Something doesn’t look quite right about this one.
This house comes with a WHAT IS GOING ON discount.
If he still hasn’t finished his crossword, he comes with the house.
Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.
Don’t mind the horse — after a few days you hardly notice him
Berry tried hard for the right angle to take picture.
Unusual: This house has an interesting downstairs bathroom
This peculiar room’s main resident appears to be a huge pig, which rests its head on the sofa and lies across a rug while washing is suspended from the middle of the ceiling on an iron bar
The bathroom in this house doesn’t have to be used for its main function – one can also enjoy sitting in a comfy armchair
Worried about the suns harsh penetrable rays? No worries, this kitchen has an outdoor garden table and chairs complete with a parasol
This probably wasn’t the best place to hide a gun when estate agents are coming round to take pictures of your house
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